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Ang Mga Pampaganda ng Feeling Maganda

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vain woman always facing the mirrorYez! Banidosa akez! Vanity fair ang trip ng lola niyo.

Pasalamat ako ngayon dahil wala munang Watson's ngayon dito sa kinaroroonan ko, kundi ay napupuno na naman ang basket ko ng mga kung anu-anong pampaganda. May mabasa lang good effects, bili agad.

Siyempre, may pinangangalagaang ganda.

Bilang diyosa, I should always look my best.

Kaya para sa mga nangangarap na maging kasingganda ko and more (wish niyo lang!), eto na... Eto na. Irereveal ko na ang mga sikretong nagpapaganda sa nag-iisang diyosa.

Cephalocaudal ang ating revelation. Mula ulo mukhang paa. Pakshet!

Kaya first up (1): the head, the hair, the scalp.

Vitress Hair Polish, Wish Color Hair Spray, Lovely Look Hair Spray, Hex Energy Gum Professional Styling, Monea Care Protect Repair Hair Spray, V05 Shampoo, Natural Deep Moisture Keratin Treatment, Bench Fix Professional Clay Doh and Soo Polished

Vitress Hair Polish, Wish Color Hair Spray, Lovely Look Hair Spray, Hex Energy Gum Professional Styling, Monea Care Protect Repair Hair Spray, V05 Shampoo, Natural Deep Moisture Keratin Treatment, Bench Fix Professional Clay Doh and Soo Polished

Para sa buhok ko, VO5 lang ang pinagkakatiwalaan ko. Maganda kasi ang effect niya sa mahaba kong buhok. At alam niyo ba kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng VO5? As in limang V? As in VVVVV?

Simple lang.

Vongga ang Vango at Vounciness ng Vuhok mo Vakla! O di va? Wagi!

Pag feel kong nagiging magaspang naman ang buhok kez, especially sa sobrang pagkakuskos sa unan, sahig, lababo o kahit sang lugar pag ginagahasa ako, apply akez ng keratin treatment. Keri ang effect. Lumalambot siya at nagiging madulas pa. It comes useful din minsan pag wala ng lubricant. Chos!

Depende sa mood at style na dapat, I use different styling agents. Minsan hair spray, minsan gel, minsan clay doh, pomada, hair mousse. Pag tinatamad magstyle, gumagamit na lang akey ng mga caps ko para matakpan ang hair. Kung di caps eh wide brim hats gaya nito.

kate winslet, titanic, wide brim hatsAng taray lang! Kung si Rose (Kate Winslet) ay nakaganitong eksena bago sumakay ng bapor, well, ganyan ang drama kez, wide brim hat, pag sumasakay ng eroplano. Kabugin ko siya! Char!

Kahit pa bawal sa trabaho kez ang magpakulay ng buhok, go pa rin ang lola niyo. Pasaway ako eh! Kaya kung di man permanent, hair spray lang minsan ang ginagamit kong pangkulay ng buhok. Bet ko na kasi ang hurrrr ng bilat na Rihanna. (Oh na na, na na!)

rihanna red hair, loudNext stop (2), the fezz kez. Pag nasa banyo, ito ang mga paraphernalia for my baby face:

Master Facial Scrub, Johnson's Milk Bath, Antiseptic Guava Soap
Master Facial Scrub, Johnson's Baby Milk Bath, Antiseptic Guava Soap

guavaPagkatapos hugasan ang mukha ng guava soap courtesy of my derma, o ng facial scrub, hinuhugusan ko uli ng milk bath. Masarap kasi ang feeling. Malambot sa mukha ang gatas. Para lang diniligan akez ng katas ng mga hombre. Try mo!

Pag di pa rin daw kuminis ang mukha ko, ito naman ang pinayo sa akin ng dermatologist ko: kumuha daw ako ng bayabas, hatiin ito, at ikiskis sa mukha ang parteng may mga buto. How sweet of her!

Next (3) pang fez ko pa rin, pero this time mga pahid-pahid in my boudoir. Chos!Remskin Post Acne Lotion, Aromacology Facial Toner, Pond's White Beauty Detox, JJJ Papaya Whitening Peeling Cream, Godiva Green Tea Daily Sunblock Cream with Zinc Oxide, Celeteque Alcohol-Free Toner, Celeteque Oil Control Toner, Wilderm Facial Lotion, Wilderm Clarifying Toner, Olay Moisturising Lotion, Celeteque Facial Moisturizer, Aromacology Whitening Cream, Topgel Extra Pearl Cream, Flawless Skin Protect Gel, White Korea Whitening PackRemskin Post Acne Lotion, Aromacology Facial Toner, Pond's White Beauty Detox, JJJ Papaya Whitening Peeling Cream, Godiva Green Tea Daily Sunblock Cream with Zinc Oxide, Celeteque Alcohol-Free Toner, Celeteque Oil Control Toner, Wilderm Facial Lotion, Wilderm Clarifying Toner, Olay Moisturising Lotion, Celeteque Facial Moisturizer, Aromacology Whitening Cream, Topgel Extra Pearl Cream, Flawless Skin Protect Gel, White Korea Whitening Pack

Sa kaartehan ko, subok na lang ng subok ng mga kosmetiks. So I end up having all these. Paminsan-minsan na lang ginagamit ang mga di ko gaanong feel. At ang winner dito? Ang Topgel. It makes my skin smoother, healthier, younger-looking. Char!

Ang pang-apat (4) ay for finishing touch sa aking fezlak. But this time mga oil-control powders. Baka kasi pag di makontrol eh pede gawing pagkuhanan ng langis na papakinabangan ng Inang Bayan ang mukha kez.

Johnsons Baby Powder Nourishing With Milk, Lewis & Pearl Body & Face Powder, Avon Ideal Shade Tinted Make-up, Silk Secret Oil Control Sheets, Avon Simply Pretty Face Powder, Ever Bilena Face PowderJohnson's Baby Powder Nourishing With Milk, Lewis & Pearl Body & Face Powder, Avon Ideal Shade Tinted Make-up, Silk Secret Oil Control Sheets, Avon Simply Pretty Face Powder, Ever Bilena Face Powder

And yes, I use Avon's Simply Pretty! Bagay lang sa akin. Pretty, pretty! Say mo?

For the eye (5) this time:
Mary Kay Triple Action Eye Enhancer, Garnier Brightening Eye Roll-OnMary Kay Triple Action Eye Enhancer, Garnier Brightening Eye Roll-On

Hate na hate ko talaga ang dark circles kaya kailangang pagtiisang roll ng roll ng Garnier. At pag broad daylight at kailangang ikubli ang mga nangingitim na paligid ng mata, I use Mary Kay Eye Enhancer. Bigay pa ito ng naging boylet ko nun. How sweet di ba? Mas maarte pa siya sa akin. Dapat daw kasing hindi mahalata sa mata na laging puyat sa kakajerjer. Chos!

Para sa bibig, bunganga, at oral cavity (6).

Astring-O-Sol, Careline Lip Balm, Petroleum Jelly, Colgate Triple Action Toothpaste, Colgate toothbrushAstring-O-Sol, Careline Lip Balm, Petroleum Jelly, Colgate Triple Action Toothpaste, Colgate toothbrush

Sa dami-dami ng lip balms na natry ko, nawind burn ang luscious lips ko. At sa Careline lang talaga hiyang ito.

For my virgin bunganga I use only Colgate products. At Colgate Plax dapat ang mouthwash dyan, kaso naubusan. Dapat lang na laging malinis ang bunganga at di dapat mangamoy titi. Kakahiya kaya! At kung ang iba pag nagsisipilyo ay kumakanta ng Happy Birthday, ito naman ang kanta ko:

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Mother FUCKER, brother, sister, how do you brush your teeth? A Family for everyone makes us healthy all the time... ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Tse!

Para naman sa ilik-ilik (7) this time:

Old Spice High Endurance, Nivea Deodorant Extra Whitening, Avon Feelin Fresh Whitening, TawasOld Spice High Endurance, Nivea Deodorant Extra Whitening, Avon Feelin Fresh Whitening, Tawas

Hindi ko alam kung talaga bang nakakapagpasikip ng pechay ang paggamit ng tawas, but I use it anyway. Of course hindi sa peks ko no! Di ko na kasi kailangan ng pampasikip, dahil masikip na siya naturally. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Bow.

For my beautiful and sexy body (8) when in the banyo:

Caronia Renewing Scrub, Dove White Beauty Bar, Freshman Masculine WashCaronia Renewing Scrub, Dove White Beauty Bar, Freshman Masculine Wash

Kung dati ay may Fit na pangbabad sa mga gulay at prutas, this time may Freshman para naman sa talong. And I must admit, gumagamit ako nito, pero para sa pechay ko sa likod. PEKSman!

For my beautiful and sexy body pa rin (9), I use these:

Locion Corporal, Bath & Body Japanese Cherry Blossom, Vaseline Healthy White Lotion, Avon Baby Moisturizing Lotion, Maxi Peel Neck & Body Exfoliant Lotion, Aromacology Whitening Body CreamLocion Corporal, Bath & Body Japanese Cherry Blossom, Vaseline Healthy White Lotion, Avon Baby Moisturizing Lotion, Maxi Peel Neck & Body Exfoliant Lotion, Aromacology Whitening Body Cream

My skin has to be smooth and fair. At ang favorite ko dito ay ang japanese cherry blossom. Ambango kasi. Amoy tamod. Chos! Mga katas pa kasi yan ng mga hombreng gumahasa sa akin. Souvenir daw nila. 2 months supply. How generous. For order and inquiries, please fill out the comment box. Shipping is free. Char!

Can't afford akez ng mga mamahaling pabango (10), at kung may anda man akez ayoko pa rin ng mga mamahaling pabango. Masakit sa bulsa. Kaya eto lang ang nakayanan ko:

Avon Cool Blue Ice, Avon Touch by Black Suede, Avon Black Leather, Avon Imari Seduction, Avon Cool Breeze, Avon Simply Because (for Him), Oxygen 11:55Avon Cool Blue Ice, Avon Touch by Black Suede, Avon Black Leather, Avon Imari Seduction, Avon Cool Breeze, Avon Simply Because (for Him), Oxygen 11:55

Halos Avon lahat. Pano ba naman kasi lagi akong pinapautang sa workplace. Go na lang para makatulong na din. At dahil dumarami na ang mga itey, everyday is a different scent na ang lola niyo. Kailangang laging mabango at hindi dapat mangamoy tamod. Maisip niyo pang lalakero ako, which is not true. Chos!

I have issues with hair, lalung-lalo na sa binti (11) ko. Gusto kong walang buhok. Gusto kong makinis. Pero ayaw akong tantanan.

Beauty Formulas Cold Wax Strips, Aromacology Cold Wax, J Tomas No Hair Wax KitBeauty Formulas Cold Wax Strips, Aromacology Cold Wax, J Tomas No Hair Wax Kit

Minsan nang nadisgrasya ang legs dahil sa kaartehan, pero di pa rin paawat. Maarte kasi!

For the feet (12) this time. Minsan na ring nagkadisgrasya sa paa, pero go pa rin ng go sa kaartehan. Di talaga paaawat.

Wish Foot Scrub, Wish Foot Lotion, Wish Foot Soak, Foot Treats Moisturizing Foot Soak, Avon Foot Works, FreeMan Barefoot Softening Lotion, Beauty Formulas Odour Control Shoe Spray, Foot Treats Antibacterial Foot PowderWish Foot Scrub, Wish Foot Lotion, Wish Foot Soak, Foot Treats Moisturizing Foot Soak, Avon Foot Works, FreeMan Barefoot Softening Lotion, Beauty Formulas Odour Control Shoe Spray, Foot Treats Antibacterial Foot Powder

Ginagamit ko rin ang mga ito sa mukha ko minsan pag trip ko. Pinofoot spa ko din kasi ang mukha ko, para matanggal ang mga kalyo at bumps. Effective naman...

Kung halimbawang naubusan akez ng face powder, I use foot powder on my face. Maganda din ang effect.

Pag minsa'y ubos na ang mouth spray ko, I use shoe deodorizer spray sometimes. Tanggal ang bad breath, patay lahat ng germs. Effective siya. Try mo din!

For other hygienic purposes (13):

Tickle Spiral Buds, Johnson's Isopropyl Alcohol, Green Cross Isopropyl Alcohol, Betadine solution, Hydrogen Peroxide (Agua Oxygenada)Tickle Spiral Buds, Johnson's Isopropyl Alcohol, Green Cross Isopropyl Alcohol, Betadine solution, Hydrogen Peroxide (Agua Oxygenada)

For health and wellness (14), ito ang aking ultimate droga:

Tationil 600 mg Glutathione, Saluta 600 mg Glutathione
Tationil 600 mg Glutathione, Saluta 600 mg Glutathione

At para pa rin sa katawan:

Dymatize Nutrition Mega Gainer, Weider Amino 6000
Dymatize Nutrition Mega Gainer, Weider Amino 6000

Matagal ko na talagang gustong maggym. Kaso nahihiya akong magpaenroll. Kaya sa bahay na lang akez nag eexercise. Ayoko din kasi ng gulo. Baka kasi pagpasok ko ng gym at masilayan ng mga gym buffs ang aking angking kagandahan at mahalina sila dito ay baka pag-awayan pa nila ako.

topless boys, naked Filipino, pinoy boy toys, hubadAyoko lang talaga ng gulo, okay? Masisisi niyo ba ako sa ganda kong 'to?

Salamat na lang sa mga ito at mas lalo pang gumanda ang lola niyo:

cosmetics, vanity, vainAt kung naitatanong niyo kung meron ba talagang naidulot sa akin na kagandahan ang mga kosmetics sa itaas, tingnan niyo na lang ang resulta sa akin:

anne curtis, diyosa, dyosa, abs-cbnO ngayon, bilib ka na ba?

At dahil diyan, ito ang ating theme song ngayon:

Neyo - Beautiful Monster

I'm a monster, beautiful monster.

Tse!

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